Dean Winchester/Quotes

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Castiel: (appears behind Dean) Dean: "Cass, get out of my ass!" Castiel: I was never in your...?" Dean: "But you didn't shoot the deputy!" Dean: "P. Diddy?" Dean: "Your wife. Let her know I'm not gonna make it over tonight." Kid: "I only do it to get laid, man." Dean: "...Does it work?" Dean: "Excuse me?" Castiel: "His name is Raphael." Dean: "You were wasted by Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?" Dean: "Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a girl say that..."
 * Dean: "Why's it always gotta be me that makes the call? Not that Cass lives in my ass, that dude's busy."
 * "What are you, the Dog Whisperer now?"
 * "You hold him down while we knife him, and then we'll all go out for ice cream and strippers."
 * (pulls down pants and raises arms) "PUDDINNGGG!....... crazy works."
 * Dean: "Well, if it isnt the ghost of christmas SCREW YOU!"
 * "Well that's great, because without your power, you're basically just a baby in a trench coat."
 * "Life as an angel condom. That's real fun."
 * "Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?"
 * "What kind of douchebag names a character after himself?"
 * Victor: "I-I I shot the sheriff!"
 * "You married fake Ruby?"
 * "Look at these male model sons of bitches. Nice 'Blue Steel', Sam."
 * "Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?"
 * "I'm not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. I'm a painted whore."
 * "The whistle makes me their god."
 * "So, what? We've got a bunch of killer dolls? Like Chucky?"
 * "What I'm good at... is slicing throats. I ain't a father. I'm a killer. And there's no changing that. I know that now."
 * "You're just as screwed up as I am, you're just... bigger."
 * "My Spidey senses are tingling."
 * "I'm going to go hit the poop deck."
 * "Look, all I know is that I was not groped by an angel."
 * "What was I suppose to do? Let T-1000 walk around and hope that he doesn't open fire?"
 * Sam: "What kind of thing likes virgins and gold?"
 * "Shawshank's a great flick, but let's skip the shower scene."
 * "Karma's a bitch, bitch."
 * Christian: "Who you calling?"
 * "Let me get dressed, Robo-Cop."
 * [to Samuel] "So what's so important that you're the King of Hell's cabana boy? What did he offer you: girls, money, hair?"
 * "Gramps threw a barbeque and left us off the e-vite list?"
 * "You go with Efron. I've got Bieber."
 * "Oh god, please let that be a rifle."
 * Dean: "Are you wearing glitter?"
 * "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here."
 * "What, did you lose the ability to send a text message?"
 * "We can either take on the Devil together, or you lame-ass bitches can eat me. Literally."
 * "What are you, the Hamburglar?"
 * "Why does Heaven care if Harry meets Sally?"
 * "Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. It's awesome."
 * "A bloody, violent monster... and you wanna be Facebook friends with him? Nice, Sammy."
 * "Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night. You know who does that? No-talent douche bags. I hate this game. I hate that we're in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows. There's like 300 of them on television, they're all the freaking same."
 * Castiel: "Archangel. The one who killed me."
 * "Eat it, Twilight!"
 * "Well, how 'bout this, the suite life of Zach and Cass?"
 * "I'm sitting in a laundry-mat, reading about myself... sitting in a laundry-mat reading about myself. My head hurts."
 * "Go have your Robin Williams 'Oh Captain! my Captain!' moment."
 * Tessa: "You don't remember me?"
 * "Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes."
 * "I have been Re-Hymenated."
 * "Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees."
 * "Vampirates."
 * "Come on, Sammy. Let's have a beer, talk about it. I'm tired of playing."
 * "So tell me which one of us is really the monster."
 * "Do it. It's all you."
 * "Yes, an Archangel so badass that he was personally dumped into the cage by God himself."
 * "Man. Those pillows, right? The little chocolates that they put on? I mean, I'm ruined, Sam. Those limey sons of bitches ruined me. I even took a swim this morning."
 * Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cakehole!
 * I mean come on, we hunt Monsters! Normal people - they see a monster and they run, but not us; we search out things that want to kill us. You know who does that? Crazy People!
 * "I'm Batman."
 * "Savin people, hunting things, the familiy business."
 * "Dude, you fugly."
 * "Dude, where's the pie!?"
 * [to Victor Henriksen] You kinky son of a bitch, we don't swing that way.